SEX AND THE CITY, Kim Cattrall, (Season 2), 1998-2004, © HBO/ Courtesy: Everett Photo: HBO/ Courtesy: Everett Save Story Save this story Save Story Save this story A wise woman once said: “I will not be judged by you or society.” She also said, “Hello, my name is Fabulous!” and “You can’t swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.” We’re talking, of course, about Samantha Jones , arguably Sex and the City ’s funniest, wisest, most progressive and life-loving character.
With her open-minded, sex-positive approach to men and dating, her unwaveringly loyal approach to friendship, and her don’t-fuck-with-me approach to work, Samantha was the woman we all wanted to be, and the woman we all wanted to listen to—even now. Though Sex and the City ended two entire decades ago, many of her most valuable life lessons—usually delivered via purring, zingy one-liners, either with a dirty martini in one hand or while waving a fork over brunch—feel just as relevant today.
And so, without further ado, on Kim Cattrall ’s 70th birthday, here are 70 of the greatest Samantha Jones quotes of all time.